Here is a normal day; if dad works from home and mom goes to work.
10:00 AM-Wake up, bow to the world. I love to sleep in, and do not like to get up earlier than that.
10:03 AM-Attack the dad with my specialized sneak attack move; dad hides under the covers, I wiggle under to put my cold wet nose all over his face and chest and my favorite is when I get his armpit.
10:10 AM-Outside to greet the morning and water the grass and the other thing.
Helping the Grass Grow
10:14 AM-Wipe My Feet
10:20 AM- Get my breakfast in my KONG, then the rest from the bowl, I always leave a bit so I can have another KONG or a mid morning snack.
10:40 AM-Whine at mom because she is in the kitchen making food before work.
10:45 AM- It’s either back to bed with dad either in the bed if he’s still in bed or in his office. If he’s in his office, I drag my blanket in there with him.
11:15 AM- Chew on my bed or blanket, or even go through dad’s trash can, that’s always fun and interesting.
11:30 AM- Bug dad while on a conference call, beg whine, jump on his lap, basically try to get him to look at me. Or watch what he’s doing.
12:00 PM- Lunch time, for dad anyway. I usually go water the grass again and get a stick.
12:05 PM- It’s nap time in the living room, this is when I get my pick of either the couch, dad’s chair, the ottoman, or my bed.
2:00 PM- Whine for dad to let me outside to water the grass and kill some evil sticks. Do some running of the fluffaloes, also known as zoomies, or even the rips (meaning ripping through the yard like a mad thing).
GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE
2:08 PM- Wipe my feet.
2:10 PM- Back to nap time in the office with dad, after chasing the kittehs under the bed.
3:30 PM-Mom shows up in a square little box dad calls his EEE Pad, whatever the heck that is.
3:45 PM-Nap time in the living room, I love choosing a bed to sleep on in there.
5:00 PM- Water time, the other thing, and more zoomies and stick killing.
5:08 PM-Wipe my feet.
5:09 PM- Tricks with dad for treats.
5:10 PM- Play time with dad. Play fetch, I try to get him to play Tug-o-War, but they don’t like it so much, they say I growl too much and get too rowdy, and that I get my teeths too close to their hands, and apparently they don’t like that…what do they know!
6:00 PM- Aw, nap time again!
7:00 PM-Find something to chew on.
I love me a nylabone
8:00 PM- MOM’s HOME! YAY!
8:03 PM- Scream at the top of my lungs and jump around like a mad thing, it’s hyper time! MOM’S HOME, MOM’S HOME, MOM’S HOME!
8:05 PM- Mom gives me treats when I sit, and lay down, and when I get down when I jump up, I love getting food!
8:20 PM- Dinner KONG! I love the dinner KONG cuz mom fills it up twice before leaving my to my bowl, and sometimes, they even let me lick their plates, but only if it’s safe.
8:30 PM- Water the grass, kill the sticks, zoom zoom zoom.
8:29 PM- Wipe my feet.
9:00 PM- After dinner nap on mom’s lap.
9:45 PM- Outside again, for the other thing!
10:00 PM- Play time with mom, fetch, fetch, fetch, fetch, fetch, fetch, fetch, fetch, fetch, etc.
11:00 PM- Water the grass, kill some sticks.
11:09 PM- Wipe my feet.
11:10 PM- Chase the kittehs.
11:13 PM- Nap time on my living room bed or the ottoman.
11:59 PM- Growl at kittehs on other side of baby gate, whine and whimper, I want those kittehs!
12:07 PM- Pout for kittehs while laying on my bed.
12:30 PM-Water the grass.
12:39 PM- Wipe my feet
12:40 PM- Decide which is better Chase the kittehs, or get the treat!
12:41 PM- Get the treat 🙂
12:42 PM- Chase the kittehs.
12:42:30 PM- Run into kennel and wait for chew stick; it’s night night time 🙂
12:45 PM- Rearrange bedding to get comfy.
12:48 PM- Sigh loudly that I am not on the bed, knaw on KONG Bone.
1:00 PM- Out like the light.